Mage homebrew - Manuscript

let me tell you a parable

a parable about one Constantine Welsh

Constantine wanted to run Mage for people, but wouldn't touch M20 without getting paid for it, and no one wanted to play Dark Ages or Sorcerers Crusade

so Constantine's friend, Punk, the rube! asked Constantine how much

when Punk saw the laughably low price, he did what every German would do, and dipped

but Constantine already got his big, juicy, cherry red, autism button tickled

and he had to write his 4th Mage homebrew [DON'T ASK ABOUT THEM!]

and so he did, and now you can read the manuscript while Constantine will actually write something that could be used

also sorry that it's not 99p, but I couldn't so I did the next funny number